What type o alcoholic beverage best reflects your personality? Are you a tequila kinda guy/gal, or is gin a better embodiment of all that is you?
Take the quiz to find out!
1. MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME IS...
(A) a hike up Kilimanjaro.
(B) a music festival.
(C) a braai in the back yard.
(D) a night on the couch watching TV.
2. THE FOLLOWING SCENARIO BEST DESCRIBES ME:
(A) What's so bad about wearing Crocs and socks?
(B I buy quality unbranded clothes. Why pay double for a name?
(C) Has anyone seen my driving moccasins?
(D) I will name my first born Gucci!
3. I AM MOST LIKELY TO LISTEN TO...
(A) high-octane, face-melting dance music.
(B) whatever is playing on the radio.
(C) acoustic rock.
(D) you wouldn't have heard of it.
4. ON MY ANNIVERSARY I...
(A) surprised my partner by booking us into the honeymoon suite of the fanciest hotel in town.
(B) Hired a limo to take the two of us club-hopping for the night.
(C) surprised my partner by having their car serviced, refuelled and valeted.
5. THE FOLLOWING SCENARIO BEST DESCRIBES ME:
(A) I go for a run most mornings before work.
(B) I do something active virtually every weekend.
(C) A mad rush to the bar during happy hour is about as much exercise as I get all week.
(D) Driving to work in the morning I fantasise about ramping the curb and mowing down joggers because I hate healthy people.
6. WHEN I GO TO A FRENCH RESTAURANT...
A) I order in French.
(B) I drink French wine with my meal, and a VSOP cognac with dessert.
(C) I ask if they serve French fries and then try not to laugh.
(D) I'm lost, because I would never go to a French restaurant on purpose.
7. THE FOLLOWING SCENARIO BEST DESCRIBES ME:
(A) I read very big novels with many complicated words.
(B) I read the news everyday but that's about as much reading as I do.
(C) I read Twitter, Facebook and really awesome magazines like the one I'm reading right now.
(D) You think you're so clever with your books and words and stuff? I watched the movie and was done in an hour and a half. Boom!
8. THE FOLLOWING SCENARIO BEST DESCRIBES ME:
(A) I accidentally walked out of a store without paying. I only realised when I got home but I drove straight back and paid. And apologised. A lot.
(B) Third kid on the way, but just bought a sportscar. YOLO!
(C) Finally managed to set up that big important meeting for 8am tomorrow morning. Going out for a few drinks to celebrate!
(D) I'm not bothering with a pre-nup, I'm sure this marriage will be different!
9. THE FOLLOWING SCENARIO BEST DESCRIBES ME:
(A) My money is in a safe that is bolted to the floor under my bed, guarded by a rabid gerbil.
(B) I have a diverse investment portfolio that ensures a steady and stable growth.
(C) I bet on Bafana Bafana because they can't lose AGAIN.
(D) Pay day... to the casino!
10. ON TV I LIKE TO WATCH...
(A) Desperate Housewives.
(B) The Green Arrow.
(C) Boots n All.
(D) Ultimate Survivor with Bear Grylls.
10 - 18 POINTS: You are VODKA
You are the trendiest mo-fo you know. You live beyond your means, but if that's what it takes to wear the best clothes and drive a cool car, so be it. You live by the motto that the only thing worse than being spoken about is not being spoken about, so you make sure you leave your mark wherever you go. Sure you've got a few haters, but you know deep down that most of them envy the attention you get from the opposite sex. Speaking of the opposite sex, you know exactly what it takes to have them eating from your hand. You're a showboat, and everyone wants to climb aboard.
19 - 25 POINTS: You are TEQUILA
Everything you do is at full tilt. Your life is one big rollercoaster ride and even you don't know what will happen next! Your attention span is short, but who cares when you're living in the moment?! Your impulsiveness – even recklessness – often lands you in hot water, but you've got more wild and crazy stories than anyone else. If there is an adventure to be had, you're in head first... until the next thrill takes your fancy. At your best you're fun personified; at your worst you're a walking disaster.
26 - 33 POINTS: You are RUM
You're into travelling, meeting interesting people and trying new things. You have an adventurer's spirit and are perpetually curious about the world around you. You'll try most things at least once; not to be a show-off, but because you believe that the biggest regrets in life are from opportunities not taken. Very little about you is for effect. You are the way you are because being any other way would be insincere, and you can't stand flaky people. You're prepared to compromise with pretence and this might make you seem unromantic. You do care though, you just are who you are.
34 - 40 POINTS: You are BRANDY
You're an honest hard-working person, and after a long week you seek little more than the company of good friends and the outdoors. It's life's simple pleasures that float your boat. You rarely say a bad word about anyone, and when you do it's straight to their face, after which you settle things with a drink at the bar. You respect loyalty, and two-faced people can voetsek. You let your freak-flag fly and those that appreciate you are always welcome to join you for a dop 'n tjop.
41 - 48 POINTS: You are WHISK(E)Y
You're subtly sophisticated and a bit of an intellectual. Not particularly partial to loud clubs, you prefer venues where you can engage in verbal jousts with other more cerebral people. You like to think of yourself as open-minded and progressive but, in truth, you're a little conservative. You dress well but in understated colours, and your demeanour is calm and measured. You are known for for calling a spade a spade and for not suffering fools gladly.
49+ POINTS: You are GIN
Your dry sense of humour means that not everyone 'gets' you, but that's OK. Those who do appreciate you find you most entertaining. You're very neat and your house, clothes and car are all clean and presentable. You enjoy modern takes on old classics; your sentimentality is balanced by a need to be at the forefront of trends. You are usually quite charming and droll in an understated way, but if provoked your caustic wit can turn nasty if you feel disrespected.